What's really going on in that little head?
Answer a short questionnaire about your cat's behaviour and receive a personalised, illustrated and, above all, funny personality report. With a photo of your own cat in it, if you like.
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How it works
Take the test
25 questions about your cat's behaviour, from favourite sleeping spots to snack heists. Free, no account needed.
Add a photo
Optional: upload a photo of your cat. It appears on the report and the certificate.
Check out
The full report costs €3.95. You pay securely through our payment provider Mollie.
Get your report instantly
Right after payment you download the report as a PDF, and you also receive it by email.
Seven profiles. Which one lives with you?
The Sofa Sovereign
The house belongs to your cat. You just pay the rent.
The Cuddle Cannon
Love, delivered as 4 kilos of purring weight on your chest.
The Chaos Ninja
Invisible, unpredictable and always exactly where it shouldn't be.
The Silent Mastermind
Your cat is always three steps ahead of you. At least.
The Snack Inspector
No morsel leaves the kitchen without your cat's approval.
The Double Agent
Purrs on your lap. Secretly works for no one but themselves.
The Zen Master
While the world rushes, your cat lies in a sunbeam.
What you get and what it costs
Personal cat report
€3.95
per report, VAT included
one-time, no subscription
In the report
A five-page PDF about one cat: the personality profile, lab results, the Villain-o-meter and an official certificate from Dr. Snorremans. With your cat's photo if you add one. Got several cats? Then the report gets a chapter on household politics.
Delivery
Fully digital and immediately after payment: you download the report straight away and receive an email with a download link that works for 30 days after your purchase. No shipping costs.
Just for fun: the report is entertainment, not veterinary or behavioural advice. Dr. Snorremans exists only in our imagination. Worried about your cat? Please see a vet.
Terms and conditions
The Dutch version of these terms prevails.
1. Who and what
CheckaCat is a service of Adroit38, Hoge Zand 39, Unit 1.01, 2512 EL The Hague, the Netherlands, Chamber of Commerce (KvK) 63814757, VAT ID NL001570483B81. You buy a personalised report about your cat as a PDF file (digital content).
2. Entertainment only
The report is purely for fun. It is not veterinary or behavioural advice.
3. Price and payment
A report costs €3.95 including VAT. You pay in advance through our payment provider Mollie. You receive a receipt by email.
4. Delivery
After payment we create your report straight away. You can download it, and you receive an email with a link that works until 30 days after your purchase.
5. Right of withdrawal, cancellation and refunds
The report is digital content that is not supplied on a physical medium. Before paying, you tick: "I want the report delivered immediately and understand that I thereby lose my right of withdrawal." As a result, your right of withdrawal ends as soon as we start delivery (article 6:230p of the Dutch Civil Code).
If creating or delivering your report fails, or something is wrong with it, let us know at ondersteuning@documaat.nl. We will fix it or refund the €3.95 via the original payment method. After a full refund or a chargeback, your right to the report ends: the download link stops working and we will not send the report again.
6. Your photo and data
Only upload photos you hold the rights to and in which no people can be recognised. How we handle data is described in the privacy statement below.
7. Using the report
The report is for personal use. Sharing it with friends and family is of course fine. Commercial use or resale is not.
8. Law and disputes
Dutch law applies. If you live in another EU country, you keep the protection of the mandatory consumer law of your country of residence.
Privacy statement
Adroit38, Hoge Zand 39, Unit 1.01, 2512 EL The Hague (KvK 63814757), is the controller for data processed through CheckaCat.
This page
This website sets no cookies, uses no analytics or tracking pixels and loads no external fonts or scripts. Our hosting provider Amazon Web Services (AWS) processes your IP address and technical request data to serve and secure the page (legitimate interest).
When you take the test and order
We use the details about your cat (name, sex, age, indoor or outdoor, number of cats and your answers), an optional photo, your email address, your country (for VAT) and the payment status to create and deliver your report (performance of the contract) and for our accounts (legal obligation). Hidden data in your photo, such as location, is removed during processing. Your photo is used only for your report, never for advertising or AI training. Without a purchase, your answers and photo can no longer be used after 24 hours; after a purchase, after 30 days. They are then deleted automatically. Payment details stay with Mollie. Data is stored at AWS in Frankfurt.
Your rights
You can access, correct or delete your data and object to its use. Write to ondersteuning@documaat.nl. You can also lodge a complaint with the Dutch Data Protection Authority (Autoriteit Persoonsgegevens).
Contact
CheckaCat
CheckaCat is a service of Adroit38
Hoge Zand 39, Unit 1.01
2512 EL The Hague (Den Haag)
The Netherlands
Registration
Chamber of Commerce (KvK) 63814757
VAT ID NL001570483B81
ondersteuning@documaat.nl
Adroit38 customer service, also for CheckaCat.